Saturday, January 17, 2009
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Current social status: single
Time since last relationship: 2 weeks
Description of last relationship:
Peter
-194 cm
-30 years old
-Crooked teeth
-Consultant
-Nerdy
Met on meet.com and dated for approx 2 months. He broke it off. No hard feelings and no contact since. Very good in bed and very intelligent.
Current activities:
Opened new, anonymous account on meet.com. Mainly established contact with
Billy
-198 cm
-30 years old
-No tooth information to date
-Real estate manager
-No information on nerdiness to date
Lives 2 hours away, no knowledge of music, talks mostly about sending photos and Electra coming to visit him. May be too tall and slightly boring.
Past relationships of current relevance:
Malcolm
-192 cm
-25 years old
-Slight horse teeth (though not big)
-Engineer
-Nerdy
Electra dated Malcolm for approximately 3-4 months over the summer. Very good guy with occasional bad breath and average bed skills. Electra broke it off but they are still friends. .
Black eye project. A freak accident caused Electra to get a black eye a few days ago. This has proved to be an excellent attention drawer and ice-breaker, and must be used wisely for all it's worth.
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ach du scheisse! I love it!
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